OMG, when I was reading up on this little critter I was happy to find that this rarely paid a visit these days in modern beds and modern sanitation, but then I found out that most bites in bed are actually caused by spiders. Nether-less, here we have the cute and cuddly Giant Microbes Bed Bug Cimex Lectularius.
If you do find one in your bed with its little legs and fangs, then here is a little reminder of what to do
Good night, sleep tight
Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
If they do, squeeze them tight;
And don’t let go ’till the morning light.