Giant Microbes Booger Bogey Mucus - Planet Microbe
Giant Microbes Booger Bogey Mucus - Planet Microbe
Planet Microbe

Giant Microbes Original Booger Bogey Mucus

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Well, it just had to happen at some point didn't it, we finally have the Giant Microbes Booger Bogey Mucus and for a dried up piece of easel mucus this little fellow is actually really cute.

Now this giant microbe would be perfect for anyone you know who is persistent nose picker

But, as disgusting as this little horrible cretin is, we really need these to keep us healthy and free from infection. These are our first line of defence with every breath we take.

These trap and hold any nasties that may be hanging around in the air and prevent them from entering out bodies.


So the next time you go rooting around your nasal openings and you pull one of these out, just remember to say thank you to him before you either flick him away, or eat him if you so desire, yummy.


Did you know that 70% of us pick our nose, and if you did know that, do you know what the real name for this activity is? Well, I do, because I am sad enough to look it up, it is called rhinotillexis. So the next time you see someone you know with their finger stuffed all the way up their hooter, just say "excuse me, could you refrain from rhinotillexing please as you are making my stomach churn".


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Giant Microbes are plush versions of actual microbes, cells and organisms. The main difference is that they are around 1 million times the actual size and they are cute and cuddly.

All the plush microbes are manufactured from new materials and are made from polyester. They are surface washable by using a sponge with water and soap. Then you can just leave them out to dry. Please don’t put them in a tumble dryer, they will not like it.

Every Giant Microbe product either meets or exceeds all United States and also European standard, guidelines and safety laws.

Giant Microbes are designed for ages of 3 years and over

All Giant Microbe products come with information including fun, educational and fascinating facts about the microbe in question. This is either attached with an information card or on the reverse of gifts boxes.