Giant Microbes Original Chlamydia
Oh my god, I cannot believe that I am selling Chlamydia on Jazzy Robot. Jazzy can't believe it either. This is the Giant Microbes Original Chlamydia Cell.
But here it is. Your very own Giant Microbe Chlamydia, only 1 million times the size of course.
Each Giant Microbe comes with its own printed card containing fascinating facts about your new little furry friend
Other than getting this from Jazzy Robot, the only other way would be to catch it. To do that you need to, erm well, anyway
Chlamydia does not get much cuter than this. Just look at his little cute chubby face.
Get this for your promiscuous friend or just for someone who works in the clap clinic.
Giant microbes are based on actual microbes, cells, organisms and other critters, only 1,000,000 times actual size!
Although the disease had been well-known for centuries, the bacterial agent was only first discovered by Austrian scientist Stanislaus von Prowazek and German scientist Ludwig Halberstadter in 1907.
Chlamydia has been a prevalent global disease since ancient Egyptian times, as early as 15 BC!
2015: An outbreak was reported at a Texas High School where at least 20 high school students were infected.
Chlamydia infection can often be mistaken for gonorrhea because the symptoms are so similar. That’s why hospitals usually test for both at the same time.
Famous people who died of it:
Fortunately Chlamydia isn’t a disease people usually die from, but you can catch it more than once. According to his doctors, President John F. Kennedy was regularly treated for chlamydia throughout his life!