This is hands down the most awesome gift set ever made hands down full stop. Yet again, get it first from Jazzy Robot as this is the brand new Giant Microbes Poophoria Gift Box. What is it.
Well it is a box of erm, well poo. Nothing but poo actually. All different types of poo. This is first ever box of poo you will ever see for sale. Just look how beautiful and cute they are. I just love the swirl myself.
Here we have five adorable poopy characters full of warm untroubled delight. Truth is that every living creature on the planet poops but it is the one thing that none of us like to talk about. Maybe because it is a little on the embarrassing side. So here we have a box full of embarrassment. Imagine giving this gift box to granny to have a look at. Just remember to catch the revulsion on your mobile phone.
This themed gift box is brand new and just launched by Giant Microbes and here at Jazzy Robot we are one of the first to stock it.
So why not get yourself Poopphoria (not sure what that means to be honest) and cuddle up to Log, Pellets, Puddle, Perfect and last but not least the Swirl. All of them in their Giant Microbes glory.
Poophoria themed gift box includes these minis: Log, Pellets, Puddle, Perfect and Swirl.
Giant Microbes are plush versions of actual microbes, cells and organisms. The main difference is that they are around 1 million times the actual size and they are cute and cuddly.
They all come in various sizes but on average they are as follows
Original Giant Microbes: 12-20cm
Extra Large (XL) Microbes: 25-28cm
Gigantic Microbes: 40-60cm
Mini Microbes: 5-10cm
Keychain Microbes: 5-10cm (These come with a clip attached)
All the plush microbes are manufactured from new materials and are made from polyester. They are surface washable by using a sponge with water and soap. Then you can just leave them out to dry. Please don’t put them in a tumble dryer, they will not like it.
Every Giant Microbe product either meets or exceeds all United States and also European standard, guidelines and safety laws.
Giant Microbes are designed for ages of 3 years and over
All Giant Microbe products come with information including fun, educational and fascinating facts about the microbe in question. This is either attached with an information card or on the reverse of gifts boxes