Giant Microbes Trichomoniasis Trichomonas Vaginalis
This is an interesting one. Welcome to the lovely and delectable Giant Microbes Trichomoniasis Trichomonas Vaginalis. Now as the name suggests this has got something to do with a sexually transmitted disease and as the name suggest this is unique to the females amongst us, well it isn't. No, men can get this Vaginalis Trich thing too, problem is we don't know that we are actually carrying it as guys are asymptomatic. So if you are a dude and you have this then chances are you will just give to you're adoring female friend without even knowing it. She will love you for it I am sure.
Now you may not have heard of this before but it is intact one of the most common STD and luckily if you get it then a few antibiotics and you are free from its itchy and burning characteristics. But this is not to be trifled at as it can increase the chance of contracting HIV, herpes and pelvic inflammatory disease.
Quite a nasty little germ really, looking at it, it does seem that bad does it with its hair combed over to one side looking all smart, ready to go out clubbing. Although it does look a little miserable, that is probably because it has no friends and nobody likes it and it never gets any followers on Facebook.